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Ocelot II

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27. I'll take Number 3, please.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 10, 2025, 10:03 AM

May 10

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever.

And alien abduction or being raptured are also acceptable options. Dead isn't necessary as long as just fucking gone is the outcome.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 10 OP

Got in the way of the new acting administrator of FEMA surfered May 10 #1

That guy sounds charming, doesn't he? SheltieLover May 10 #3

I didn't know this happened. His predecessor said one thing ONE THING underpants May 10 #12

That image looks like some ETs tried to create a replica of a human, niyad May 10 #22

Straight from central casting... Hugin May 10 #30

Bwaaaah malaise May 10 #7

Throttled by angry Cubs' fans? SheltieLover May 10 #2

Fake ICE agents shot him... MiHale May 10 #4

Unfortunately.... We are still waiting Meowmee May 10 #5

Let's see what they fuck up today underpants May 10 #6

😖 surfered May 10 #14

is that photoshopped??? et tu May 10 #25

I'd say these threads are like a pressure valve and probably decrease a lot of early morning stress... hlthe2b May 10 #35

But yet I resisted underpants May 10 #36

Taken out by the Kosmos satellite upon its re-entry WestMichRad May 10 #8

They can call it 4 Seasons SheltieLover May 10 #23

No but malaise May 10 #9

That's a good assessment Orrex May 10 #11

It's telling when his solipsism allows him to not act like he knows everything underpants May 10 #13

He's also setting up others for his malaise May 10 #15

Absolutely! SheltieLover May 10 #24

Here's the book he's "reading" lately for advices: Dave Bowman May 10 #26

Shaggy malaise May 10 #31

Not yet, but...... HERE'S HOPING!! Celerity May 10 #10

Adorable malaise May 10 #16

Went down like Don Fanucci in Godfather 2. twodogsbarking May 10 #17

Licked his last golf ball? Harker May 10 #18

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 10 #19

Elevator heel malfunction C_U_L8R May 10 #20

NO? hlthe2b May 10 #21

I'll take Number 3, please. Ocelot II May 10 #27

He started to drink the tea that Mad Vlad sent him as a gift... Dave Bowman May 10 #28

Poisoned by Melania, because.... Martin Eden May 10 #29

Come on Lord, don't care really how, just do it. republianmushroom May 10 #32

Adding this link 😀😀 malaise May 10 #33

A photo bomb? Oopsie Daisy May 10 #34