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Orrex

(65,235 posts)
Sat May 10, 2025, 07:02 AM May 10

Is he dead yet?

Fatally suspended his habeas corpus?

Mauled by Smokey Bear for giving away our National Parks?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 10 OP
Got in the way of the new acting administrator of FEMA surfered May 10 #1
That guy sounds charming, doesn't he? SheltieLover May 10 #3
I didn't know this happened. His predecessor said one thing ONE THING underpants May 10 #12
That image looks like some ETs tried to create a replica of a human, niyad May 10 #22
Straight from central casting... Hugin May 10 #30
Bwaaaah malaise May 10 #7
Throttled by angry Cubs' fans? SheltieLover May 10 #2
Fake ICE agents shot him... MiHale May 10 #4
Unfortunately.... We are still waiting Meowmee May 10 #5
Let's see what they fuck up today underpants May 10 #6
😖 surfered May 10 #14
is that photoshopped??? et tu May 10 #25
I'd say these threads are like a pressure valve and probably decrease a lot of early morning stress... hlthe2b May 10 #35
But yet I resisted underpants May 10 #36
Taken out by the Kosmos satellite upon its re-entry WestMichRad May 10 #8
They can call it 4 Seasons SheltieLover May 10 #23
No but malaise May 10 #9
That's a good assessment Orrex May 10 #11
It's telling when his solipsism allows him to not act like he knows everything underpants May 10 #13
He's also setting up others for his malaise May 10 #15
Absolutely! SheltieLover May 10 #24
Here's the book he's "reading" lately for advices: Dave Bowman May 10 #26
Shaggy malaise May 10 #31
Not yet, but...... HERE'S HOPING!! Celerity May 10 #10
Adorable malaise May 10 #16
Went down like Don Fanucci in Godfather 2. twodogsbarking May 10 #17
Licked his last golf ball? Harker May 10 #18
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 10 #19
Elevator heel malfunction C_U_L8R May 10 #20
NO? hlthe2b May 10 #21
I'll take Number 3, please. Ocelot II May 10 #27
He started to drink the tea that Mad Vlad sent him as a gift... Dave Bowman May 10 #28
Poisoned by Melania, because.... Martin Eden May 10 #29
Come on Lord, don't care really how, just do it. republianmushroom May 10 #32
Adding this link 😀😀 malaise May 10 #33
A photo bomb? Oopsie Daisy May 10 #34

underpants

(190,832 posts)
12. I didn't know this happened. His predecessor said one thing ONE THING
Sat May 10, 2025, 08:19 AM
May 10

and was shown the door. Immediately.

It’s usually pretty good for the new person in charge to NOT walk in and take a dump on the carpet from a you know, esprit de corps standing point at least, let alone completing the mission. The immediate life saving mission. 🙄. Nope. See ya bye.

Both of these guys are prior military. Hamilton was a Seal, Richardson was Marine artillery. You don’t just come in barking orders even in the military. Been there and seen it only work for a short time.

Get a look at Richardson.

niyad

(123,905 posts)
22. That image looks like some ETs tried to create a replica of a human,
Sat May 10, 2025, 09:17 AM
May 10

but couldn't get the eyes and face quite right. Blurry blueprint.

Hugin

(36,150 posts)
30. Straight from central casting...
Sat May 10, 2025, 10:13 AM
May 10

Has that look of the dude in a hack 1980’s sci-fi movie you know from the opening credits is going to go bad when the chips are down.

SheltieLover

(68,589 posts)
2. Throttled by angry Cubs' fans?
Sat May 10, 2025, 07:08 AM
May 10

Skewered with papal staff?

Attacked by an angry polar bear in Greenland?

Haunted to death by John Lewis's ghost?

Treated to Bloody Sunday treatment for being a ruskie asset?


MiHale

(11,718 posts)
4. Fake ICE agents shot him...
Sat May 10, 2025, 07:09 AM
May 10

as he was trying to stop them deporting his kids…well not Tiffany.

underpants

(190,832 posts)
6. Let's see what they fuck up today
Sat May 10, 2025, 07:34 AM
May 10

I’ve seen these daily posts and they always give me a giggle. It’s crude but funny. It also breaks at least 5 DU rules as I read them but I’m not Alerting and apparently no one else is that I know of.

So that all being said I will add in unsugarcoated responses. We tend to say things without fully saying them but Jesus fucking Christ are these Nazi morons screwing everything up on purpose but also in new and destructively creative ways every. single. day.

What a complete shit show.

hlthe2b

(109,933 posts)
35. I'd say these threads are like a pressure valve and probably decrease a lot of early morning stress...
Sat May 10, 2025, 02:40 PM
May 10

So, for that, perhaps all agree it serves a useful purpose... Not to mention, it is obvious that none of these posts are serious or threatening.

WestMichRad

(2,303 posts)
8. Taken out by the Kosmos satellite upon its re-entry
Sat May 10, 2025, 08:04 AM
May 10

A direct hit on TSF results in a massive explosion of orange slime, feces and metal shards, leaving a Superfund site 20 miles in diameter. Repuke plans to make the site a national monument fail when Mike Lindell buys the property in an attempted grift to sell tickets, one that fails spectacularly because no one can stand the overwhelming stench.

underpants

(190,832 posts)
13. It's telling when his solipsism allows him to not act like he knows everything
Sat May 10, 2025, 08:22 AM
May 10


He’s twisting and he knows it. Nothing is working out right but he keeps going out in the yard full of rakes every single day.

niyad

(123,905 posts)
19. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat May 10, 2025, 09:10 AM
May 10

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Dear Universe, it would be a lovely present for Mothers' Day for the whole world.

C_U_L8R

(47,374 posts)
20. Elevator heel malfunction
Sat May 10, 2025, 09:13 AM
May 10

As Trump went down in an epic and deadly tumble, the White House staff could barely hide their delight.

Ocelot II

(124,936 posts)
27. I'll take Number 3, please.
Sat May 10, 2025, 10:03 AM
May 10
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever.

And alien abduction or being raptured are also acceptable options. Dead isn't necessary as long as just fucking gone is the outcome.

Martin Eden

(14,385 posts)
29. Poisoned by Melania, because....
Sat May 10, 2025, 10:13 AM
May 10

She wants to grift off his grave at Maralago by selling tickets to visitors with full bladders.

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