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5. Chronic constipation

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 08:06 AM

May 2

During autopsy, pathologists discovered the entire Trump cabinet (Vance, Bondi, Lutnick, Segeth, Rubio and the rest) were so firmly crammed up the deceased President's anus that no hamberder could pass.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 2 OP

Pissed off Melaina SocialDemocrat61 May 2 #1

Mistaken for a rabid species by lil marco during a psychotic split due to stressors of 4 job titles. SheltieLover May 2 #2

Death by ass kissing. twodogsbarking May 2 #3

Toxic overdose of orange makeup on his face Martin Eden May 2 #4

Chronic constipation C_U_L8R May 2 #5

Bazinga!!! SheltieLover May 2 #14

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Moved into a trash can that was dumped into a landfill Iris May 2 #7

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Struck by falling Soviet era spacecraft. What were the odds? surfered May 2 #9

Poisoned by the ghost of Eva Braun? NNadir May 2 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2 #10

Tickled to death by Elmo*? LudwigPastorius May 2 #12

No, a confused Trump didn't scream out "War Eagle!" thinking he was giving Auburn's commencement address. sop May 2 #13

By a collective of hungry caterpillars? Sharma Dreihund May 2 #15

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Not yet today, but, the day is not over so there still is HOPE. republianmushroom May 2 #16

One of these days we're going to wake up and,... LetMyPeopleVote May 2 #18