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2. Mistaken for a rabid species by lil marco during a psychotic split due to stressors of 4 job titles.

Fri May 2, 2025, 07:15 AM

May 2

Deported to El Salvadore prison for domestic terrorism.

Taken out by pootin out of jealousy over mineral rights deal.

Hope springs eternal...

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 2 OP

Pissed off Melaina SocialDemocrat61 May 2 #1

Death by ass kissing. twodogsbarking May 2 #3

Toxic overdose of orange makeup on his face Martin Eden May 2 #4

Chronic constipation C_U_L8R May 2 #5

Bazinga!!! SheltieLover May 2 #14

Moved into a trash can that was dumped into a landfill Iris May 2 #7

Soviet-era spacecraft falling from space lands Emile May 2 #8

Struck by falling Soviet era spacecraft. What were the odds? surfered May 2 #9

Poisoned by the ghost of Eva Braun? NNadir May 2 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2 #10

Tickled to death by Elmo*? LudwigPastorius May 2 #12

By a collective of hungry caterpillars? Sharma Dreihund May 2 #15

Welcome to DU malaise May 2 #17

Not yet today, but, the day is not over so there still is HOPE. republianmushroom May 2 #16

One of these days we're going to wake up and,... LetMyPeopleVote May 2 #18