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Atheists & Agnostics

mr blur

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6. The sign on our front door:

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Mon Apr 18, 2016, 10:00 AM

Apr 2016

(we have two doorbells)

Polite and to-the-point.
If they ring anyway, I find that a brisk "Fuck off!" does the trick.
If they've brought a kid with them for protection, then that's their problem.

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I want this a sign by my front door [View all] dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 OP

ROFL Auggie Apr 2016 #1

"Day Sleeper with a Gun" Warpy Apr 2016 #2

I had a room mate once who asked them Mr.Bill Apr 2016 #3

At my previous home, a nest of garter snakes used to hang out by the front door. Scuba Apr 2016 #4

Rec'd! Thanks. onager Apr 2016 #5

The sign on our front door: mr blur Apr 2016 #6

I hadn't had anyone at my door for years, until Curmudgeoness Apr 2016 #7

Reminds me of three quick things D Gary Grady Apr 2016 #8

I do hope you will post more often.....love your sense of humor. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #9

Many thanks for the kind words D Gary Grady Apr 2016 #10