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Atheists & Agnostics

progressoid

(50,932 posts) Wed Oct 14, 2015, 06:33 PM Oct 2015

Just spent 2 minutes on Facebook and learned 2 things. [View all]

1. Obama banned pork in prisons. And Muslims ban pork. So that's more evidence that Obama is a Muslim/Islamist.

2. If chemo treatments made your hair fall out and it grew back even thicker, that's proof that GOD IS GREAT!

I need new friends.

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Just spent 2 minutes on Facebook and learned 2 things. [View all] progressoid Oct 2015 OP

You do. Warpy Oct 2015 #1

Well, technically these two aren't friends. They're family. progressoid Oct 2015 #10

Bring alcohol? Warpy Oct 2015 #11

Oh yeah, progressoid Oct 2015 #15

They're family. AlbertCat Oct 2015 #17

what I learned on facebook olddots Oct 2015 #2

Re hair: Would that be the same god that let them get cancer to begin with? n/t Binkie The Clown Oct 2015 #3

ssssssssshhhhhhhhh Goblinmonger Oct 2015 #7

What I learned from FAcebook is dixiegrrrrl Oct 2015 #4

Thanks! That's a new one for me. onager Oct 2015 #12

And if your hair doesn't grow back because the cancer kills you that's proof of what? beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #5

Proof that bunnies are fluffy. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2015 #8

Yes. beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #9

That God! Such a great guy! How thoughtful of him to inflict cancer on people! Arugula Latte Oct 2015 #6

He's testing us. Or, he moves in mysterious ways. Er...something. progressoid Oct 2015 #16

"I believe virtually everything I read... Jokerman Oct 2015 #13

David an Nigel were such great philosophers. progressoid Oct 2015 #14

These go to 11..... AlbertCat Oct 2015 #18

Does one wear these to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? progressoid Oct 2015 #19

I dunno.... AlbertCat Oct 2015 #20

I actually like those! Brainstormy Oct 2015 #21

So, when God gave you cancer, he really wanted to give you thicker hair? DetlefK Oct 2015 #22