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[AlbertCat]

6. Is there a Church of Mac & Cheese?

See... I have 2 friends, a couple, Mack and Bill, whom we refer to lovingly as "Mack and Cheese". (Bill said "Great, I'm cheese." and I reminded him everyone loves cheese.) They want to get married at the end of the month at my beach house.

My friend, another Bill, and I are trying to figure out how to make a wedding "cake" out of Mac & Cheese (Bill makes a mean 3 or 4 different cheeses version...often with minced ham). I thought if it was baked... like you used to get at the school cafeteria... it would hold its shape. (and have those yummy crunchy, crisp edges). Like just mash the Mac & Cheese into 3 different sized round cake pans, bake them and then stack and decorate (with cherry tomatoes? something green? Watercress?)

Any suggestion are welcome, BTW.


We figured if it didn't work and hold its shape, we'd just dump it in a love-er-ly bowl, grate some more cheese on top and eat the damn stuff!