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Atheists & Agnostics

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2. If I were ever to get married,

Mon Sep 14, 2015, 12:01 PM

Sep 2015

you would be the one to do the deed. I would even serve bacon at the reception, since I love bacon...one could say that I almost worship it.

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I am an ordained minister. Goblinmonger Sep 2015 #1

If I were ever to get married, Curmudgeoness Sep 2015 #2

I worship at the Church of Morningstar beam me up scottie Sep 2015 #3

That is allowed in the Church of Bacon Goblinmonger Sep 2015 #4

Well okay then. beam me up scottie Sep 2015 #5

Is there a Church of Mac & Cheese? AlbertCat Sep 2015 #6

Mac n' Cheese muffins? trotsky Sep 2015 #7

Mac n' Cheese muffins? AlbertCat Sep 2015 #8

I like their 9 Commandments RussBLib Sep 2015 #9

Praise The Lard ! olddots Sep 2015 #10

I welcome our delicious Bacon Overloads. BlueJazz Sep 2015 #11