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8. Too bad Jesus wasn't born in Russia

Fri Feb 15, 2019, 12:00 AM

Feb 2019

Because then we'd have sacramental vodka, which elevates the spirit much faster than beer or wine.

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'Brewery church' is the latest in craft of luring folks to church [View all] guillaumeb Feb 2019 OP

A message so powerful, you literally have to lure people into hearing it. Act_of_Reparation Feb 2019 #1

Jesus went where the people were. guillaumeb Feb 2019 #2

A message so idiotic you have to be drunk Voltaire2 Feb 2019 #3

It's disappointing that there is no beer during the service. nt marylandblue Feb 2019 #4

Just communion wine sometimes. And not enough of it. Bretton Garcia Feb 2019 #7

Too bad Jesus wasn't born in Russia marylandblue Feb 2019 #8

A monk discovered champagne Bretton Garcia Feb 2019 #9

A local Methodist near my home puts a sign out MineralMan Feb 2019 #5

... Major Nikon Feb 2019 #6