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Martin Eden

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25. What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 26, 2020, 05:37 PM

Apr 2020

Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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Do you have a favorite Trump joke? [View all] red dog 1 Apr 2020 OP

melania was a "model" lol, that always gets me ROFL nt msongs Apr 2020 #1

She can use 5 different languages to say... MarianJack Apr 2020 #3

What is ghosts in the White House? MarianJack Apr 2020 #2

Trump, Angela Merkel and a little boy are on a plane. The plane has applegrove Apr 2020 #4

What's the difference between Trump and the Hindenburg? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #5

lol nt msongs Apr 2020 #12

Good one! red dog 1 Apr 2020 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author Atticus Apr 2020 #6

Ghosts in the White House is about the deceased presidents who visit him jmowreader Apr 2020 #7

Well, I guess I won't tell that joke now. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #15

Donald Jr and Eric. LakeArenal Apr 2020 #8

You win 😊 Tribetime Apr 2020 #10

Trump got crushed by a 2000 pound piano Tribetime Apr 2020 #9

"What do you do for a living?" The young lady was asked jmowreader Apr 2020 #11

Breaking news! Triple crown winner, Justify, will not accept Donald Trump's invitation to be Karadeniz Apr 2020 #13

Yep, that one's in the top tier! Martin Eden Apr 2020 #26

Why won't the Republicans ever impeach Trump? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #16

What happens when Trump takes Viagra? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #17

What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #18

Wanna' hear a racist joke? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #19

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a horse's ass? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #20

It's understandable that Donald Trump doesn't like immigrants, red dog 1 Apr 2020 #21

What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #22

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #23

Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #24

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Martin Eden Apr 2020 #25

What's the difference between Trump and a sewage treatment plant? red dog 1 Apr 2020 #27

Donald Trump is the weak man's version of a strong man. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #28

Donald Trump likes to sue people. red dog 1 Apr 2020 #29

Why are Trump's ties so long? red dog 1 May 2020 #30

What is orange, bald, and smells like poo? red dog 1 May 2020 #31

What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig? red dog 1 May 2020 #32

On the Coronavirus red dog 1 May 2020 #33

You know why Trump loves holding his hate rallies? red dog 1 May 2020 #34

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? red dog 1 May 2020 #35

Why did Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? red dog 1 May 2020 #36

Trump is a multi-faceted guy! red dog 1 May 2020 #37

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? red dog 1 May 2020 #38

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm? red dog 1 May 2020 #39

TRUMP 2020 red dog 1 May 2020 #40

Trump was once asked if he was excited about Black Friday. red dog 1 May 2020 #41

Not my favorite Trump joke, but red dog 1 May 2020 #42

Trump got a draft deferment for bone spurs and Inner-Rectum Cranial Inversion, red dog 1 May 2020 #43

Trump is going too far! red dog 1 May 2020 #44

"Say, here's an idea! red dog 1 May 2020 #45

I'm waiting to see if anyone chooses to post "Ghosts in the White House" red dog 1 May 2020 #46

John Fugelsang quote on Trump: red dog 1 May 2020 #47

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a turkey? red dog 1 May 2020 #48

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a steamy pile of fresh dog shit? red dog 1 May 2020 #49

Donald Trump has all the charm of a turd that won't flush! red dog 1 May 2020 #50

From now on, all Christians who support Donald Trump will be known as Bible Trumpers. red dog 1 Jun 2020 #51

Not a joke per se, but... Gamutman Jun 2020 #52

That's terrific! Thanks so much for sharing! Rhiannon12866 Jun 2020 #53

My favorite Trump joke is called "Ghosts in the White House" red dog 1 Jun 2020 #54

"Bunker Boy" suggested that injecting bleach into the body might cure Coronavirus, red dog 1 Jun 2020 #55

Parade ProcureTheReceptacle Jul 2020 #56

Comrade Comarade JustFiveMoreMinutes Jul 2020 #57

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baboon's ass? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #58

Q) What does Trump have beside money? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #59

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Barack Obama? red dog 1 Jul 2020 #60

Donald Trump is so dumb, the other day he fell UP a flight of stairs! red dog 1 Jul 2020 #61

Spanky is so dumb, he thought Ertha Kitt was a set of graden tools. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #62

Trump is so dumb he thinks an innuendo is a suppository. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #63

Trump is so dumb, he once called a cigar store to ask: "Do you have Prince Al Hirt in a can?" red dog 1 Jul 2020 #64

Trump is so dumb he thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #65

Trump is so dumb he installed a peephole in a glass door. red dog 1 Jul 2020 #66