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warmfeet

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23. I know a lot of people whose cornbread isn't done in the middle.

Reply to CaliforniaPeggy (Original post)

Thu Jul 30, 2020, 08:11 PM

Jul 2020

They are all republicans. Coincidence? I think not.

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Getting Older? [View all] CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 OP

Good stuff, Peg. louis-t Jul 2020 #1

A friend just sent this, and it made me laugh! I decided to share. CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #3

I already stole the line about the trainer and one sit-up. louis-t Jul 2020 #15

"I thought getting old would take longer." So true. marybourg Jul 2020 #2

Me too! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #4

Thx for the chuckles! SheltieLover Jul 2020 #5

You're welcome! We can always use a laugh! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #6

Absolutely! SheltieLover Jul 2020 #9

Someone missed their calling. These are one-liners Henny Youngman would be proud of. brush Jul 2020 #7

I don't know who originally wrote these, but they are hilarious! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #11

"I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas." my LOL fav. nt AnotherMother4Peace Jul 2020 #8

🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover Jul 2020 #10

Credit to CaliforniaPeggy. I was such a free spirit in my youth, and AnotherMother4Peace Jul 2020 #13

That's right up there for me, too! n/t CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #12

I'm not getting older, I'm getting riper. nt TexasTowelie Jul 2020 #14

Thank you! Nictuku Jul 2020 #16

Aw, my dear Nictuku! You're not a senior yet! But you can still post here. CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2020 #18

A very Happy Birthday to you. What a lovely dinner your Mom is making. niyad Jul 2020 #20

Great post. Because we are a family. After a few years here I feel close to all; well, except erronis Jul 2020 #22

I didn't know which group it was when I posted Nictuku Jul 2020 #37

You don't catch up to your own definition of old age. keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #26

60 is the new 40, keep that in mind and keep on having fun! appalachiablue Sep 2020 #40

79 is the new...79. trof Sep 2020 #43

You know you are getting old when just about all the contacts on your phone are medical related. LiberalArkie Jul 2020 #17

+1 appalachiablue Sep 2020 #41

Those were wonderful. Thank you Ferrets are Cool Jul 2020 #19

Ahh, dear Peggy, thank you for the smiles and chuckles. We truly needed them today. niyad Jul 2020 #21

I know a lot of people whose cornbread isn't done in the middle. warmfeet Jul 2020 #23

Thank you, Peggy! gademocrat7 Jul 2020 #24

THANK YOU! bluboid Jul 2020 #25

Their free calendar. keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #27

This is wonderful! Laughed out loud at quite a few of them. Dem2theMax Jul 2020 #28

The best post I've seen in ages. Loved it. N/T pink Jul 2020 #29

Hilarious! H2O Man Jul 2020 #30

The Mr & I are busting a gut here... dixiechiken1 Jul 2020 #31

"You did one sit-up." sarge43 Jul 2020 #32

I just read these to husband and we both laughed like crazy MLAA Jul 2020 #33

If I knew I was gonna live this long, I might have taken better care of myself... Wounded Bear Jul 2020 #34

Ohhh, my dear Peg, calikid Jul 2020 #35

Love these lillypaddle Jul 2020 #36

that's the truth! aliens locking doors flying by earth peacebuzzard Jul 2020 #38

Thanks Peg. Loved 'em. trof Aug 2020 #39

Wonderful, thanks for the laughs, the best medicine. appalachiablue Sep 2020 #42

You know you're getting old when you have more 'specialists' than friends. trof Sep 2020 #44