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Gun Control & RKBA

bolus

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5. you mean one less year pooping on myself in a nursing home?

Reply to Eugene (Original post)

Fri Feb 12, 2016, 02:06 PM

Feb 2016

Im so looking forward to dementia, heart failure, health problems that require a use a walker to barely not make it to the bathroom, loosing my ability to drive, never have a boner again, peeing 20 times a night, eating chicken through a straw, making a trip to the hospital every other month, forgetting the names to all my family. Please sign me up for that extra year.

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