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Jeebo

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1. I've always thought having sex with Superman would be fatal.

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Original post)

Mon Oct 11, 2021, 09:39 PM

Oct 2021

His ejaculation would be so powerful that it would destroy the innards of his mere-mortal-human lover, male or female.

Another thing I often wonder about: Who is faster, Superman or Flash? I say Superman, because air friction would probably slow down Flash a little, and it wouldn't affect Superman at all.

Any superhero musings to share, y'all?

-- Ron

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I've always thought having sex with Superman would be fatal. Jeebo Oct 2021 #1

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex Celerity Oct 2021 #4

ohm myyyyyy. AllaN01Bear Oct 2021 #2

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