Boris Johnson to play Hulk (or should we say Sulk?) in 'Brexiters Assemble'

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Some casting details have been announced:

Boris Johnson will play The Hulk. Whenever he loses a parliamentary vote he becomes angry and turns into a hideous monster (to be played by Ann Widdecombe) shouting ‘Big Girl’s Blouse’ at random passersby.

Jacob Rees-Mogg will play Iron Lady Man. Wearing a Margaret Thatcher suit he flies around the UK creating unemployment and social inequality.

Nigel Farage will play Captain Britain. A weedy little twat created in a military laboratory, Captain Britain spends all his time reminiscing about the halcyon days of the Second World War – a better time when Brits were allowed to slag off the French and kill Germans. The Captain carries a Union Flag shield in order to protect himself from milkshakes.

Dominic Raab will play Thor. His subtle negotiating strategy involves smashing a massive sledgehammer on the table while scowling like a man whose mother never gave him a hug.

Priti Patel will play that woman one.

The first in the new series of 142 films – Brexiters Assemble – will be hitting cinemas on 31 October. Definitely.

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Heh it would be funny if it was not so fucking tragic..

Where oh where has the gravitas gone?