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LeftishBrit

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1. I'm reminded of an old, rather risque joke..

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Original post)

Mon Aug 5, 2019, 04:28 PM

Aug 2019

A man went into a brothel, and attempted to hire a sex worker, but after hearing what he wanted, she pushed him away and shouted 'How disgusting of you! What a filthy idea! NO!!!'

A more experienced sex worker then tried to see what he wanted; maybe the other woman was just naive and inexperienced? But she too ended up pushing him away in horror. 'NO! What a DISGUSTING idea!'

The Madam of the brothel then decided to see what was going on. When she heard what the man wanted, she too was horrified and kicked him out of the brothel.

She exclaimed in indignation: 'He told me that he wanted to pay in POUNDS!'

(This story has been told about several currencies but I have adapted it here!)

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