In the UK, with 97 days until Brexit, this is what the new far right leader of the House of Commons

[Celerity]

14. I should explain for our non London mates

Vincent van Gogh is Cockney rhyming slang (Cockney ie 'born in the sound of the Bow Bells' ie St Mary-le-Bow church bells in the East End of London)

for

fuck off as in

(van) go fuck yourself

so Boris is Vincent, lolol

another example so you see the pattern

'I fell down the apples'

apples and pears

as in I fell down the stairs

or

'fuck me, Marcos Alonso hit the beans AGAIN' (I am a Chelsea girl to my Blue bones and I want that git off our team!!)

beans and toast

hit the post (football ie soccer (I cringe when I type soccer, lololol)