Any Midsomer Murder fans here?

[Ocelot II]

9. That series is such fun.

But it does make you wonder how safe those quaint little English villages are; Midsomer seems to have a murder rate worse than Fallujah's, and the murders, usually committed with weapons nobody would even imagine, are almost always the result of some Byzantine machinations involving secret relationships, incest, nice ladies who poison crumpets, and mad vicars.