Since he duded himself up

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as the Pope, in a totally disrespectful, unfunny Poke at The Pope, I am thinking that he'll dress up in a military uniform at his "Birthday Parade." It is the next step.

I'm guessing he'll wear a cap, maybe a sash, a few pins, and his donated Purple Heart. I think he went to military school, so he may remake whatever that outfit was. Elon will show up in his faux storm trooper outfit and cap. It's a toss up if Melania will even show, but if she does, she'll definitely be wearing a stiff brimmed hat.

I can't do photoshop, otherwise I'd demonstrate.