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Ocelot II

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35. This morning on a thread about fitness trackers I commented that mine alerts me to breaking news

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Sat May 3, 2025, 09:52 AM

May 3

by vibrating. The display scrolls BREAKING NEWS, and I can tap the icon to find out what's going on. Every time I get that breaking news vibrate-alert I get all excited and wonder, "Could this be IT, at last?" So far no luck, but the device does record my suddenly-increased heart rate. Someday, though...

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