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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

2naSalit

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Sat May 3, 2025, 09:28 AM
May 3

Throwing a fit about having his ball plunge dead center into a pond hazard. While rushing his golf cart recklessly to the edge of the pond, he stops so abruptly that the cart rolls into the pond with him trapped under it, totally submerged, a club in his tiny hand, a bolt of lightning strikes the club and poaches him as the pond boils. The audience claps loudly as the Secret Service agents take a bow.

The End.




If only!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 3 OP
No Celerity May 3 #1
Is forced to live as a fevered MAGA from the Deep South... MiHale May 3 #2
Threw a billion-dollar birthday parade for himself. C_U_L8R May 3 #3
When he kicks Duncanpup May 3 #4
I will bring pasta salad and veggie skewers. niyad May 3 #19
I'll bring... 2naSalit May 3 #21
I'll bring dog biscuits and bully sticks and tennis balls for the puppers! SheltieLover May 3 #27
I'll bring ice cream and everybody will get two scoops. Ocelot II May 3 #28
I'll bring top shelf flower. CrispyQ May 3 #34
That's when I'll support Ojerly May 3 #48
Struck by lightning? Oopsie Daisy May 3 #5
Pummeled by his mini-me's as they lose elections around the world? 58Sunliner May 3 #6
How will it happen? I'm sensing inevitability as of late. EYESORE 9001 May 3 #7
This is very good, indeed. Joinfortmill May 3 #11
Please malaise May 3 #23
Mysteriously dies from cyanide poisoning after telling Stephen Miller he looks like Pee-wee Herman surfered May 3 #8
Rofl Joinfortmill May 3 #12
pfffft... SheltieLover May 3 #30
Posted a photo of himself as Muhammad. yardwork May 3 #9
No, goddammit! Joinfortmill May 3 #10
No but as the slobfather in chief malaise May 3 #13
Not found? the message I keep getting when clicking on that link. niyad May 3 #20
Same here. Oh well... calimary May 3 #24
same here SheltieLover May 3 #31
Extra characters on the end of the link Yonnie3 May 3 #36
Thanks malaise May 3 #45
Wish he weren't found malaise May 3 #44
Meme for today... CaptainTruth May 3 #14
Well, not seeing what I'd kinda like... calimary May 3 #25
The understatement of the year, thus far... SheltieLover May 3 #32
Blown over by the wind generated by Susan Collins' irritable finger-wagging Wicked Blue May 3 #15
Oops I think I may have rooted too hard for his papacy? Brainfodder May 3 #16
P, T, N. Sharma Dreihund May 3 #17
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 3 #18
Was unalived by... 2naSalit May 3 #22
WOW! A plot outline is born! calimary May 3 #29
I can picture that, GemDigger May 3 #33
Ring the dinner bell for the alligators! n/t Yonnie3 May 3 #37
An alternate scenario could involve alligators instead of lightning. Ocelot II May 3 #38
Or both! 2naSalit May 3 #40
Sadly not yet -- that I know of... SheltieLover May 3 #26
This morning on a thread about fitness trackers I commented that mine alerts me to breaking news Ocelot II May 3 #35
Someone just posted a thread with the subject great news SheltieLover May 3 #47
I wish SuzyandPuffpuff May 3 #39
I am hoping that G-d will strike trump down for this LetMyPeopleVote May 3 #41
Fell off John Elway's Golf Cart? GopherGal May 3 #42
Not yet, but the day isn't over yet, one can be hopeful. republianmushroom May 3 #43
Run over by the popemobile Blue Owl May 3 #46
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