🔴🐧🇺🇲 BREAKING: The PM of Hearth and McDonald Islands is negotiating the lifting of tariffs at the White House right

[Aussie105]

10. More militant penguins

are gathering all over the Hearth and McDonald Islands.

Gritting their (metaphorical) teeth, sharpening their (metaphorical) claws, preparing to do battles when the invaders attack.
'We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the streets' spoke an older penguin.
'We shall fling dung at them!' spoke another.
Another, eyes glazed by years of meths use, mumbled about staining the snow red with the invaders' blood.

Meanwhile, the mothers of the Islands were busy gathering and stockpiling krill and fish, while warning their children to stay hidden if they heard gunfire.
The penguin police are going round to peoples' houses making sure none are watching FOX on their TVs.

It's going to be Hell out there, I tell you!

(Personally, I think a cartoon of a penguin with an RPG on his shoulders would make a perfect emblem for America's resistance fighters.)