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8. I'd like to volunteer as the nocturnal emissions police.

Wed Jan 22, 2025, 11:05 PM

Jan 22

I got a black light already.

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Mississippi politician files 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act' [View all] Nevilledog Jan 22 OP

Is this a joke...... Lovie777 Jan 22 #1

Is this the Onion? Jit423 Jan 22 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author madaboutharry Jan 22 #3

No, it's not Mountainguy Jan 22 #6

This country is cooked. In It to Win It Jan 22 #4

Fertilize an embryo? CrispyQ Jan 22 #5

Not the correct terminology. sinkingfeeling Jan 22 #12

You guys do realize this is a Democratic Senator Mountainguy Jan 22 #7

Ok. I didn't know that. madaboutharry Jan 22 #9

Thanks for clarifying. CrispyQ Jan 22 #14

Came to point this out canetoad Jan 22 #15

I'd like to volunteer as the nocturnal emissions police. Solly Mack Jan 22 #8

I hope you don't catch anyone red-handed JoseBalow Jan 23 #22

It's all about hypothetical potential and 10K fines. Solly Mack Jan 23 #23

I just put new batteries in mine yesterday. Hugin Jan 23 #24

Looks to me like the bill was introduced to make a statement calguy Jan 22 #10

That *snip* is so appropriate! jeffreyi Jan 22 #11

Hilarious! Oneironaut Jan 22 #13

Call it the "Beat It" bill. Behind the Aegis Jan 23 #16

🎶 Every Sperm is Sacred 🎶 Chellee Jan 23 #17

You could name the bill virgdem Jan 23 #27

Who is going to patrol the bedrooms Tweedy Jan 23 #18

See post 7 niyad Jan 23 #19

Gym Jordan. rubbersole Jan 23 #20

"You'll get my unlawfully-discharged genetic material when you Jack Valentino Jan 23 #21

They're going to imprison all adolescent boys? MineralMan Jan 23 #25

All briefs are potential evidence bucolic_frolic Jan 23 #26

a ten thousand dollar fine for masturbating? Conjuay Jan 23 #28