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Martin Eden

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18. It's almost impossible to believe he exists

Wed Jan 22, 2025, 08:20 AM

Jan 22

It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, wrapped it up in an old hot dog skin, then taught it to make noises with its face.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 22 OP

Choked on his own malaise Jan 22 #1

a stroke??? bdamomma Jan 22 #2

Massive fart-attack? iscooterliberally Jan 22 #3

Maybe one of the January Sixers he just released stage the next assassination attempt and forget to miss Walleye Jan 22 #4

I wake up and wonder this Tracyjo Jan 22 #5

You are not alone. One beautiful day it will be true. chicoescuela Jan 22 #37

Hoping and wishing on a daily basis. Hoping that KFC will take him out Bengus81 Jan 22 #6

I'm... 2naSalit Jan 22 #15

I've said it a million times... MontanaMama Jan 22 #46

Definitely... 2naSalit Jan 22 #60

I was just thinking this morning birdographer Jan 22 #54

Not yet, 😕 Emile Jan 22 #7

My morning question is "Did he invade Venezuela yet?" bucolic_frolic Jan 22 #8

Actually I do not want him to die in office ... Capt. America Jan 22 #9

But he would no longer be wasting oxygen and other resources. niyad Jan 22 #30

Thoughts and prayers... johnnyplankton Jan 22 #10

He's dead inside kerouac2 Jan 22 #11

But that hole in his face keeps moving Submariner Jan 22 #13

Need a meme of him with walking dead zombie sounds kerouac2 Jan 22 #17

It's almost impossible to believe he exists Martin Eden Jan 22 #18

Hence the size of his fan base BeyondGeography Jan 22 #36

When he does die, it may be a while before anybody notices. 70sEraVet Jan 22 #12

We ask the same, but phrase it differently. MisterG Jan 22 #14

If he ever took bdamomma Jan 22 #16

Trump went to see a fortune teller Martin Eden Jan 22 #19

May it be so. niyad Jan 22 #32

So it is written, so it shall be done Martin Eden Jan 22 #38

Thanks for the idea! I'm going to build a vision board! littlemissmartypants Jan 22 #50

Melania is looking forward to forward to burying him at Maralago, so she can grift off his grave. Martin Eden Jan 22 #20

Yes, full bladders and/or full intestins. Dave Bowman Jan 22 #55

"" AllaN01Bear Jan 22 #21

sadly, Satan himself keeping him alive LymphocyteLover Jan 22 #22

Satan keeping Trump alive... Dave Id Jan 22 #28

I suspect it's because even He has standards and doesn't Vogon_Glory Jan 22 #39

LOL! There's a thought LymphocyteLover Jan 22 #61

Sadly no. Not yet but I'm hopeful. Autumn Jan 22 #23

Not yet. Check again tomorrow. Joinfortmill Jan 22 #24

karma is running late. She's giving blow jobs for drinks in a bar dalton99a Jan 22 #25

Eventually. Probably sooner than later. C_U_L8R Jan 22 #26

Satan hasn't called him home yet. Ocelot II Jan 22 #27

+1 dalton99a Jan 22 #33

I was so disappointed this morning... QED Jan 22 #29

78 niyad Jan 22 #34

I'd much rather the happy event occurred at 78 than at 82. QED Jan 22 #57

couchhumper talibilly is not a likable person, no cult following for him. niyad Jan 22 #58

He was eaten by wolves... Dennis Donovan Jan 22 #31

Give him five or six weeks, then ask again Vogon_Glory Jan 22 #35

This quote is slightly out of context. SalamanderSleeps Jan 22 #43

Interesting historical perspective. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jan 22 #48

Alas, it's probably wishful thinking Vogon_Glory Jan 22 #59

He sealed his own fate Dlpger61 Jan 22 #40

Well, that took a turn. 🤔 littlemissmartypants Jan 22 #47

he's now claiming he was spared from 2 assassination attempts Kali Jan 22 #49

I'm confused, are you talking about Ghouliani or Il Orange Douch? Crowman2009 Jan 22 #41

I was hoping for extreme, obvious, public madness Ilsa Jan 22 #42

I'm thinking: Lightning strike at an outdoor rally. n/t SpankMe Jan 22 #44

Hahaha! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jan 22 #45

No, but he is soulless. VMA131Marine Jan 22 #51

The pos is going to stroke out. 58Sunliner Jan 22 #52

We don't want Vance as VP so crim son Jan 22 #53

I'm fine with that, believe me Orrex Jan 22 #56

Me too. Even better, actually. n/t crim son Jan 23 #63

All that fried chicken and lack of exercise Dem4life1234 Jan 22 #62