House Admin: "...alerting constituents that their Inauguration tickets are now simply "commemorative"

[SpankMe]

36. Trumpers can still go

I imagine a large number will still go to the national mall and party while democracy dies inside the capitol. They'll chant white supremacist slogans and use flames from burning crosses for their weenie roast - like a racist tailgate party. The inaug team will probably deploy a few displays close to the capitol or, at a minimum, loudspeakers so that citizens can hear their Nazi leader take the reins of our failing state. Few will cancel their flights and hotels.

I wonder how much money is saved by moving inside? I wonder where that unspent portion of the $200M inaug fund will go?

Trump missed a grift opportunity here: Trump-branded long underwear for the cold inauguration - made in China, of course - with built-in diapers. Trump-branded MAGA beanie caps with tin foil fibers woven in to block Democrat mind control. (We control the weather...why not the mind?) And Trump-branded gloves specially designed to be used for warmth during the day and for masturbation during the night.

I had read that some sickos were actually going to get married on the mall, during the ceremony, as a way to make the nuptials memorable.

The MAGA sickness never ends.