Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

Martin Eden

(13,667 posts)

12. Trump went to see a fortune teller

Reply to misanthrope (Original post)

Fri Jan 17, 2025, 06:04 AM

20 hrs ago

She gazed into her crystall ball, and said "I see a huge parade for you. People are lining the streets for miles, singing and dancing."

Trump exclaimed "That’s great! How do I look?"

She replied "That I cannot see. It's a closed casket."

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

1 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

misanthrope

16 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

One day Trump will die and my only regret will be [View all] misanthrope Yesterday OP

And the amount of yellow rain "from heaven. Rain comes from heaven" that appears on his grave. rubbersole Yesterday #1

Take a number BidenRocks Yesterday #3

True. But we'll see it & feel it. William769 Yesterday #2

My bladder will have such joy RainCaster Yesterday #4

Maybe he should just be buried under a urinal... hlthe2b 20 hrs ago #11

He will be RainCaster 17 hrs ago #16

Melania is looking forward to burying Donald at Maralago. Martin Eden 20 hrs ago #13

When that day comes I'll buy a bottle of champagne and drink it to the last drop. Dave Bowman 23 hrs ago #5

Thank you very much johnnyfins 23 hrs ago #6

It won't be soon enough! n/t catchnrelease 23 hrs ago #7

That's is the single best post of the year! I'm gonna hold that thought! PortTack 22 hrs ago #8

Hehe AKwannabe 21 hrs ago #9

The idea of surviving Trump's passing has been a huge motivating factor Mike 03 21 hrs ago #10

Trump went to see a fortune teller Martin Eden 20 hrs ago #12

Baaaahahahaaaaaaaa! 😄😄😅😂🤣 electric_blue68 19 hrs ago #14

Junior, Gumms, Ivanka, Baron the mail-order bride, and other spawn and inlaws and supporters will see it. Oopsie Daisy 19 hrs ago #15