The Pete Hegseth Song, by Mangy Fetlocks

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Pete Hegseth, weekend host at Fox,
is someone senators must block.
A man with multiple affairs
who has misogynistic airs.
a man too slick and way too dense
to be Secretary of Defense.
He’s been accused of an assault
but claimed that it was not his fault.
The woman he coerced for sex
he later paid off with a check
so she’d not jeopardize his job.
(Pete’s clearly guided by his nob.)
and though Trump thinks that that is fine
his services we should decline
and send him back to Weekend Fox
where he can be a stupid ox
or stupid ass or stupid jerk
in some place he’s more fit to work.

copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson