Democratic Primaries

wyldwolf

(43,891 posts) Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:22 PM Mar 2020

"Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive...

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by Omaha Steve (a host of the Democratic Primaries forum).

... for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity.”

— Former Secretary of State John Kerry in response to Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) stalling House approval of the $2.2 trillion economic relief package.

Kerry was always kinda blunt and to the the point.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

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"Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive... (Original Post) wyldwolf Mar 2020 OP

Did he tweet that? underpants Mar 2020 #1

Yes, I just added it below yours. George II Mar 2020 #3

Here's the actual tweet - great shot by Secretary Kerry!! George II Mar 2020 #2

Oh that's great. underpants Mar 2020 #4

If only DENVERPOPS Mar 2020 #22

it doesn't seem "Kerry-like". seems fake. RussBLib Mar 2020 #7

I always thought of Kerry PatSeg Mar 2020 #12

He normally is Kerrycrat Mar 2020 #16

Great analogy! PatSeg Mar 2020 #18

Attaboy, John! BidenBacker Mar 2020 #19

There were times in the 2004 campaign Kerrycrat Mar 2020 #17

Ironic GopherGal Mar 2020 #9

well, see .. being an AH in service of ANOTHER agenda stopdiggin Mar 2020 #15

Damn...I hope Masshole will stick Hav Mar 2020 #13

That's a term New Englanders use to refer to stupid Massachusetts drivers.... George II Mar 2020 #14

"Kerry was always kinda blunt and to the the point." jaxexpat Mar 2020 #5

Gotta wash socks now. BBL rzemanfl Mar 2020 #8

Darn, mine has a hole in it! George II Mar 2020 #10

The holes are the easiest part to wash. rzemanfl Mar 2020 #11

It's a clever ploy Turbineguy Mar 2020 #6

Thanks, John Kerry!!!❤ Karadeniz Mar 2020 #20

And For Underestimating the Most Powerful and ihaveaquestion Mar 2020 #21

Trump to Dem Governors BidenBacker Mar 2020 #23

After a review by forum hosts....LOCKING Omaha Steve Mar 2020 #24

underpants

(186,499 posts)

1. Did he tweet that?

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:23 PM

Mar 2020

If he did

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

George II

(67,782 posts)

3. Yes, I just added it below yours.

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:25 PM

Mar 2020

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

George II

(67,782 posts)

2. Here's the actual tweet - great shot by Secretary Kerry!!

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:24 PM

Mar 2020

Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)

Link to tweet

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primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

underpants

(186,499 posts)

4. Oh that's great.

Reply to George II (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:26 PM

Mar 2020

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

DENVERPOPS

(9,916 posts)

22. If only

Reply to underpants (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 03:53 PM

Mar 2020

Gore and Kerry had done something earlier...........

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

RussBLib

(9,666 posts)

7. it doesn't seem "Kerry-like". seems fake.

Reply to George II (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:27 PM

Mar 2020

Maybe John Kerry is talking like that lately. It would make me happy.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

PatSeg

(49,696 posts)

12. I always thought of Kerry

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:40 PM

Mar 2020

as being more reserved, but I think Trump brings out the profane in all of us!

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Kerrycrat

(159 posts)

16. He normally is

Reply to PatSeg (Reply #12)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:54 PM

Mar 2020

If he’s talking like this it’s because he’s pissed off.

Think Incredible Hulk

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

PatSeg

(49,696 posts)

18. Great analogy!

Reply to Kerrycrat (Reply #16)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 02:01 PM

Mar 2020

Same with Hillary. Trump brings out the WTF in all sane and rational people.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

BidenBacker

(1,089 posts)

19. Attaboy, John!

Reply to PatSeg (Reply #12)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 02:03 PM

Mar 2020

Kerry never was much of a firebrand.

I remember once when he stopped by Flag one night and gave a campaign speech during the summer of 2004 when he was running against Dubya. I spent most of the time chatting with a young Secret Service agent instead of listening to what he was saying. If Kerry had been a little more like his recent Tweet he probably woulda had a lot more folks listening a lot more attentively.

Anyway, better late than never!

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Kerrycrat

(159 posts)

17. There were times in the 2004 campaign

Reply to RussBLib (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:56 PM

Mar 2020

When he would sound just like this.

It means he’s MAD.

Take it from a Kerrycrat

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primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

GopherGal

(2,400 posts)

9. Ironic

Reply to George II (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:31 PM

Mar 2020

That the source of his contagious assholism, Hair Furor himself, slams him.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

stopdiggin

(12,764 posts)

15. well, see .. being an AH in service of ANOTHER agenda

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:51 PM

Mar 2020

well .. that's WAY different ..

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

Hav

(5,969 posts)

13. Damn...I hope Masshole will stick

Reply to George II (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:45 PM

Mar 2020

with Massie for the rest of his career.
"Look, it's Massie the Masshole from Kentucky!"

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

George II

(67,782 posts)

14. That's a term New Englanders use to refer to stupid Massachusetts drivers....

Reply to Hav (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:46 PM

Mar 2020

I'm sure Kerry is very familiar with the term (not that he's one)

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

jaxexpat

(7,725 posts)

5. "Kerry was always kinda blunt and to the the point."

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:26 PM

Mar 2020

Except in 2004 when we could have really used it! Instead he invented "nuanced".

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

rzemanfl

(30,282 posts)

8. Gotta wash socks now. BBL

Reply to jaxexpat (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:30 PM

Mar 2020

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

George II

(67,782 posts)

10. Darn, mine has a hole in it!

Reply to rzemanfl (Reply #8)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:34 PM

Mar 2020

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

rzemanfl

(30,282 posts)

11. The holes are the easiest part to wash.

Reply to George II (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:36 PM

Mar 2020

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Turbineguy

(38,341 posts)

6. It's a clever ploy

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 01:27 PM

Mar 2020

to make trump look smart.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Karadeniz

(23,388 posts)

20. Thanks, John Kerry!!!❤

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 02:42 PM

Mar 2020

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

ihaveaquestion

(3,106 posts)

21. And For Underestimating the Most Powerful and

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 02:48 PM

Mar 2020

Intelligent Speaker of the House in our lifetimes...

Hon. Nancy Pelosi

YEAH!

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Undecided

BidenBacker

(1,089 posts)

23. Trump to Dem Governors

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 05:29 PM

Mar 2020

"kiss my ass or we won't call you back or help you and your people can all die."

Trump's egomaniacal narcissism in all its glory on display in today's clusterfuck bullshit session.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

Omaha Steve

(103,363 posts)

24. After a review by forum hosts....LOCKING

Reply to wyldwolf (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 09:01 PM

Mar 2020

Wrong forum for this material.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden