Luis Suarez.

[Aquavit]

World governing body Fifa is looking into an altercation involving Liverpool striker Luis Suarez during Uruguay's match with Chile on Tuesday.

Chile's Gonzalo Jara tangled with him at a corner and footage appears to show Suarez aim a subtle punch at Jara, who plays for Nottingham Forest.

The two exchanged words but referee Nestor Pitana took no action.

[link] http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21958058 [/lnk]

Here's video of the incident:
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What does this guy have to do in order to get the Pete Rose treatment from FIFA? He's a talented enough striker, but is such a catastrophically cheap player and a completely unmitigated disaster of a person. I really hope he gets a wicked case of herpes some day.

[Ron Obvious]

1. Yeah, he's a nut.

And I usually have little time for nutcases, but for some reason I like the guy. I don't know why.

[Aquavit]

2. Suarez to Bayern

I would love KHR or Uli Hoeness to put an end to the Suarez to Bayern rumor, especially after this latest incident. He is just such an apocalyptic arsehole. We will be FC Hollywood again if we've got both him and Arjen Robben in the starting 11.

[Ron Obvious]

3. Suarez & Robben

I don't think any team could survive with both of them in the lineup. Neither would ever pass the ball to the other.