Stephen Hawking reveals formula for World Cup success
Professor Stephen Hawking today delved into the world of theoretical physics to come up with the answer to the question that has plagued generations of Englishmen: can England win the World Cup in Brazil. And the answer is . . . not really: most of the games are taking place at the wrong time - 3pm is best for the English; or they are taking place in locations that are too hot - anywhere 5 per cent warmer than their normal environments cuts their chances by 59 per cent, he reported today.
Though not a football fan, Hawking was asked by bookmaker, Paddy Power, to investigate to investigate the key factors which have affected Englands chances of World Cup glory, or disaster in the 45 games they have played in tournaments since 1966.
(They) recognised that as a theoretical physicist Im marginally more qualified to make predictions than Paul the Octupus (who accurately predicted the results in six Euro 2008 matches and seven in the 2010 World Cup), Hawking told reporters in London this morning.
So what are the optimal conditions for England success? Contrary to tabloid opinion, the presence of WAGs (wives and girlfriends), says the professor of the women who dominated so much of the coverage during Euro 2008.
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