Meet the Mets for actual Mets fans that have suffered too long and gotten nothing by heartache
MEET THE METS
MEET THE METS
Dry your tears and meet the Mets!
Bring disappointment
But put down the knife;
Even though this team can truly end your life
Because the Mets really suck every year; season's over in April without any fear!
Eastside
Westside
Ain't nobody coming down
To meet the M-E-T-S guaranteed to make you frown!
Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the streets
Where did they go? Probably up to the Bronx!
Oh, they're hollerin' and cheerin' and they're jumpin' in their seats
Where did they go? Definitely to the Bronx!
All the fans are truly despondent and blue
So stay at home, don't come on down -
'Cause we've got a cellar dweller
The Mets of New York town!
Give 'em a yawn!
Give 'em the bird!
And let 'em know they're really absurd!
Waste your time and MEET THE METS
MEET THE METS
Even bad teams the Mets!
Bring your kiddies
Bring family;
They'll disown after the game you will see
Because the Mets aren't really sockin' the ball; giving up home runs over the wall!
Eastside
Westside
Ain't nobody coming down
To meet the M-E-T-S guaranteed to make you frown!
The joke of New York town!