The Joys of Drunk Driving

[pretzel4gore]

(nazipooh marching song)

The Joy of Drunk Driving!

Ok here barreling down the Myway hiway
the romp of genius
racing with a herd o turtles
killing the jug with one hand
on one wheel
beastly haven dead drunk and driving
to
where the also points its contribution...

Chuckles go round and round
Trump loves his Amerika
gives it his all
shore do, gives us
-the coins in his shoes-
he's drunk with love of the $tars and $tripes
drunk with love of ...
with which he wipes
MAGA magoo-goo
'polish my shoes!'
he says to yous

Sung to the tune 'Dixie' -way down south in