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byronius

(7,596 posts)
Thu Jul 30, 2015, 04:54 PM Jul 2015

poach

hoardy little hoarders like to murder
mmmmmm murrrrrrderrrrrr
money means you can murder
and I say: why not? let’s do this
got enough money? you can now hunt the poor!
imagine the fun of stalking your victim through the trash alleys
blam blam blam and strip the takings
heads on the wall! mmmmmm
it’s legal! we made it legal! thank god for citizens united
before that we all had to suffer from the plague
of common-sensy no-murder laws
welcome to the FUTURE
mmmmmmm murrrrrrderrrrrr
pay to slay
it’s the only way!
fun fun fun under the sun that made us all!
but no murdering murderous conservatives, please
they’re sensitive
they alone have real feelings
because god
and from being in their body
not yours
or that other guys
mmmmmmmm
FUTURE!
blam blam blam blam hahahahahahaha!

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