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Duncanpup

(13,663 posts) Sat Apr 30, 2022, 05:35 AM Apr 2022

I don't like to brag yet I do have a tremendous sex drive at age 56

My girlfriend lives a hour away Just told this one to my wife over coffee I received the eyes the look then a sigh from her then not a word spoken she went back to reading the news.

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I don't like to brag yet I do have a tremendous sex drive at age 56 (Original Post) Duncanpup Apr 2022 OP

You do so like to brag vlyons Apr 2022 #1

Apologies Duncanpup Apr 2022 #2

I'm 80. Give me your girlfriends contact info 3Hotdogs Apr 2022 #3

So a threesome huh you got it Duncanpup Apr 2022 #4

I'll bet it's multigraincracker Apr 2022 #5

Only if I don't take the interstate. Duncanpup Apr 2022 #6

That's your own joke, I assume? The joke I'm proudest of is: 70sEraVet Apr 2022 #7

Funny. efhmc Apr 2022 #8

That's just what my wife said - "funny", without smiling. 70sEraVet Apr 2022 #10

Men are sure weird. efhmc Apr 2022 #9

Why are sex jokes allowed? Unhumorous and offensive. cbabe Apr 2022 #11

huh? Skittles Apr 2022 #12

vlyons

(10,252 posts)

1. You do so like to brag

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 06:28 AM

Apr 2022

Duncanpup

(13,663 posts)

2. Apologies

Reply to vlyons (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 06:30 AM

Apr 2022

3Hotdogs

(13,374 posts)

3. I'm 80. Give me your girlfriends contact info

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 07:02 AM

Apr 2022

and I'll match ya.

Duncanpup

(13,663 posts)

4. So a threesome huh you got it

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 07:05 AM

Apr 2022

multigraincracker

(34,015 posts)

5. I'll bet it's

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 07:26 AM

Apr 2022

up hill both ways.

Duncanpup

(13,663 posts)

6. Only if I don't take the interstate.

Reply to multigraincracker (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 07:47 AM

Apr 2022

70sEraVet

(4,136 posts)

7. That's your own joke, I assume? The joke I'm proudest of is:

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 08:12 AM

Apr 2022

Someone told my wife that they saw me out with another woman the day before.
My wife said, "Oh thank God! I thought he went fishing again!".

efhmc

(15,000 posts)

8. Funny.

Reply to 70sEraVet (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 08:27 AM

Apr 2022

70sEraVet

(4,136 posts)

10. That's just what my wife said - "funny", without smiling.

Reply to efhmc (Reply #8)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 10:06 AM

Apr 2022

efhmc

(15,000 posts)

9. Men are sure weird.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 08:28 AM

Apr 2022

cbabe

(4,129 posts)

11. Why are sex jokes allowed? Unhumorous and offensive.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 11:23 AM

Apr 2022

Skittles

(158,654 posts)

12. huh?

Reply to cbabe (Reply #11)

Sat Apr 30, 2022, 10:46 PM

Apr 2022

what am I missing

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