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PJMcK

(22,854 posts) Fri Apr 22, 2022, 07:31 AM Apr 2022

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Overheard at the supermarket

A husband and wife were grocery shopping. He picked up a suitcase of beer and put it in their cart.

"What are you doing?" asked the woman.

"They're on sale," replied the husband. "24 cans for $10."

"We can't afford that. Put them back."

The man does so and they continue shopping. A bit later the woman picked up a jar of face cream.

"Why are you buying that?" demanded the husband.

"It's only $20 and makes me look beautiful," she said.

"So do 24 cans of beer and it's half the cost!" said the man.

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Overheard at the supermarket (Original Post) PJMcK Apr 2022 OP

Good one! Emile Apr 2022 #1

"We are going to need a lot more than 24 cans of beer for you to look good to me, you MCP." efhmc Apr 2022 #2

Yeah, the joke is a little off PJMcK Apr 2022 #3

I suspect that he is recovering Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #4

The joke was sent to me with a picture PJMcK Apr 2022 #5

You should have included that. It really made me laugh. Thanks. efhmc Apr 2022 #6

Emile

(29,452 posts)

1. Good one!

Reply to PJMcK (Original post)

Fri Apr 22, 2022, 07:47 AM

Apr 2022

efhmc

(15,000 posts)

2. "We are going to need a lot more than 24 cans of beer for you to look good to me, you MCP."

Reply to PJMcK (Original post)

Fri Apr 22, 2022, 07:52 AM

Apr 2022

said the woman.

PJMcK

(22,854 posts)

3. Yeah, the joke is a little off

Reply to efhmc (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 22, 2022, 08:06 AM

Apr 2022

Hope you have a good weekend, efhmc!

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

4. I suspect that he is recovering

Reply to PJMcK (Original post)

Fri Apr 22, 2022, 08:12 AM

Apr 2022

At the hospital……

PJMcK

(22,854 posts)

5. The joke was sent to me with a picture

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 22, 2022, 08:21 AM

Apr 2022

The caption read, "That's him in Aisle 5" and showed a man faced down on the floor!

efhmc

(15,000 posts)

6. You should have included that. It really made me laugh. Thanks.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 22, 2022, 08:23 AM

Apr 2022

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