Make up a joke about the monster in the White House

[red dog 1]

Question: Who is Donald Trump's tailor?

Answer: Omar the Tentmaker

[DanieRains]

1. Mitch Says They Will Call Witnesses At The Senate Removal Trial

Just as soon as he gets the go ahead from Putin.

[Sherman A1]

2. He is a joke

A very bad one.

No need to make anything up at all.

[LakeArenal]

3. Exactly. Ha ha (Not)

[Tiggeroshii]

4. Donald Trump was elected President.

Sorry I stole it from the Simpsons. It was funny then, but hasn't aged well. :/

[braddy]

5. My favorite is still this one.

[CaptYossarian]

6. Donald Trump is so dumb--

He thought Peter Sellers was a male prostitute.

[red dog 1]

7. Q) - Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

A) - Because he saw a 13-year-old girl walking on the other side.

[red dog 1]

8. Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Because Putin told him to.

[red dog 1]

9. How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

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None! They never change.

[red dog 1]

10. Q) - What's the difference between Donald Trump & a steaming pile of fresh horseshit?

A) - Nothing, it was a trick question.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

11. What does a Jack-O-Lantern and Donald Trump have in common?

They are:

1. Both orange

2. Hollow in the middle

3. Should be thrown out by mid-November




(I cheated...I didn't make up this joke)

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

12. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Pinocchio?

When Pinocchio lied his nose got longer
When Trump lies his hands get smaller

[benld74]

13. Doctors discover tRumps erratic behavior

They have found President Obama and Hillary Clinton are living in his head.

They further discovered Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell shoved up his ass.

Also, they found Putin has him by the b@lls

[red dog 1]

14. Q) - Who is Donald Trump's favorite author?

A) - Donald J. Trump

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

15. There once was a man named Trump....

There once was man named Trump...

Who had to take a good ol' dump..

He wiped and he flushed and he flushed again...

But the turd was so big and flow too thin...

He blamed the pot and blessed his rump.

[red dog 1]

16. + 1

[red dog 1]

17. How about a limerick about Trump?

(at least it's original)

There once was a big fat phony
Who fed all the people baloney
But he won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey

[red dog 1]

18. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck?

Donald Duck has a sense of humor.

[red dog 1]

19. A liar, a narcissist, and a child-rapist walk into a bar

and the bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr Trump?"

[MLAA]

26. +1

[red dog 1]

20. (question) Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

(answer) To dig up dirt on Joe Biden on the other side.

[red dog 1]

21. Why did Donald Trump cross Fifth Avenue?

To shoot someone, because under Article ll of the Constitution, he can do whatever he wants!

[red dog 1]

22. A pathological liar, a pedophile, and a complete asshole walk into a bar,

The bartender says: "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

[red dog 1]

23. Q) - What's the difference between what Donald Trump wears on his head

and a pile of yellow vomit?

A) - Nothing. It was a trick question.

[red dog 1]

24. What is Donald Trump's favorite desert?

Devil's food cake.

[red dog 1]

25. What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Adolph Hitler?

Hitler wasn't bald.

[rurallib]

27. Hitler also served in his country's army during a war

[red dog 1]

28. That's true..I forgot about that

Hitler was more patriotic than Trump!

[red dog 1]

29. I didn't make this one up, but it's funny, so I'm posting it

"Trump has attacked every person of color....except John Boehner."

(Joe Biden)

[red dog 1]

30. Donald J. Trump walks into a bar, and the bartender says:

"We don't serve child-rapists here!"

[red dog 1]

31. Here's one I 'tweaked' from a joke on the Internet

(Question) If Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives?

(Answer) America

[red dog 1]

32. "Obama says I'm "unfit'?"

"I have lots of fits.
Really big fits.
I have the biggest fits!"