Know any good limericks about Spanky?

[red dog 1]

There once was a grumpy old fart
Who turned lying into an art
He couldn't be trusted
But never got busted
His lawyers were always too smart.

[Doodley]

1. There once was a bigot from New York

Minorities the Twitter did stalk
But his mind wasn't straight
And he fooled folks with hate
'Til they found that he was all just talk

[red dog 1]

4. I like it!

[PJMcK]

2. How's this?

The idiot thought he was smart.
He ripped off his deals as an "art."
His daughter was hot,
He humped her a lot,
When he came he let go with a shart!

(Sorry, I know it's awful but, whatever...)

[red dog 1]

5. What's a "shart"?

I've never seen that word before.

[SCantiGOP]

7. Google is your friend

[PJMcK]

12. It's a bit rude

If one thinks they're just going to let go with a fart but then something solid comes out, it's a "shart." (shit/fart)

[PJMcK]

15. See this

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart

[red dog 1]

17. That's hilarious!

Thanks for making me laugh.

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

3. There once was a fat boy named Spankey

There once was a fat boy named Spankey
Who pouted and cried in his hankey.
He cheated to win
but said, "I don't sin!"
And that's why he now is so cranky.

[red dog 1]

6. Very good!

I like it!

[PJMcK]

13. Tip o' the hat! (n/t)

[guillaumeb]

8. Well done to you all.

Recommended.

[guillaumeb]

9. My version:

There once was a liar named Don
who's whole life was based on a con.
A failure at life
with a Russian plant wife
was the lying old failure named Don.

[red dog 1]

10. Very good!

Thanks for the rec

[guillaumeb]

11. Loved the idea.

At this point, we all need more humor.

[red dog 1]

16. Amen to that!

[PJMcK]

14. Good one! (n/t)