Heard on Steven Colbert tonight
True:
Reporter to Trump: Do you feel it was appropriate for the President to refer to someone as a "Horseface"?
Trump: Take it any way your want.
Colbert: It is true that every single winner of the Kentucky Derby was a Horseface ... and they all had a little tiny man atop them!
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First, you need to get to You Tube and look up and oldie "Key Largo" by Bertie Higgins, then:
Humpty Trumpty wants his great wall.
But folks aplenty say he's due for a fall.
Once Mueller got to him,
all Putin's horses and other Russian henchmen
could not put his sorry ass together again.
Mar a Lago
THANX TO BERTIE HIGGINS).
WRAPPED IN ONE LIE AFTER ANOTHER,
LYING SO WE’D GIVE HIM THE FARM,
PUTIN AND HIM WORKING TOGETHER,
TO KEEP RUSSIA FROM ALL HARM.
PUMPING HIS FANS WITH DOOZIES,
WHO NEEDED TO BELIEVE SO DESPERATELY!
BUDDY, THIS GUY’S NOBODY’S HERO,
BUT WE SURE HANDED HIM THE KEYS.
HE TOOK US ALL!
JUST LIKE BERNIE SAID,
IF YOU RECALL!
HIS PLANS WERE
ALL JUST ONE BIG SHOW,
THEN TAKING OFF FOR MAR A LAGO.
HERE’S LOOKIN AT YOU KID,
EVEN AFTER ALL THESE THINGS HE DID,
WE CAN BREAK FREE ONCE AGAIN, I KNOW,
AND FINALLY SEND HIM OFF TO MAR A LAGO.
BUDDY, DON’T YOU REMEMBER?
HE SOLD US ALL THESE PARTS,
THEN CHARGED IT TO OUR CREDIT CARD
AND TOLD US HE DIDN’T GIVE A FART.
PLEASE SAY YOU’VE LEARNED!
AND NOT TO DO IT AGAIN
IT’S OUR COUNTRY STILL
BUDDY, THIS CAN’T BE THE END!
HE TOOK US ALL
(HE TOOK US ALL)
JUST LIKE BERNIE SAID,
IF YOU RECALL!
STARTING FROM DAY ONE,
JUST ONE BIG SHOW,
THEN TAKING OFF FOR MAR A LAGO.
HERE’S LOOKIN AT YOU KID,
AFTER ALL THE THINGS HE DID!
WE CAN BREAK FREE ONCE AGAIN, I KNOW,
AND SEND HIM OFF TO MAR A LAGO.
WE HAD IT ALL…..