CBS makes a swing and a massive miss

[JayhawkSD]

CBS Evening News did a segment last night on the report from Kaspersky, and to say that it was a swing and a miss would be a horrendous understatement. They missed the point of that report so badly that one would have to say that they swung the bat before the ball even left the pitcher’s hand, and would have to add that they did the classic spin themselves around and fall down at the plate. I think the pitcher balked and fell down laughing.

CBS went on at great length about the billions of dollars that were stolen, how balances were changed on accounts, and how the “hackers” would have ATMs spit out money at certain times and have people standing by to grab the $20 bills as they came flying out of the slot. Seriously.

Do you know how many man-hours would be involved in stealing the $1 billion that CBS claimed by changing individual balances, transferring amounts from those individual accounts and, for God’s sake, having bike messengers standing at ATMs collecting $20 bills? That would be a very lengthy ongoing enterprise, and they did that for all that time without getting caught? Nobody noticed the dudes hanging around the ATMs waiting for them to start spitting out money?

They actually said that “the hackers would program ATMs to spit out money at certain times, and then have someone there to collect the money.” Seriously. If they had claimed that they programed the ATM in a manner that would allow an accomplice to enter a code and withdraw unlimited funds, I might believe that, but to have it “spit out money” at a fixed time without assurance that it would, in fact, be collected is absurd, and ATMs do not hold all that much money in any case. Stealing money from ATMs is the stuff of small time crooks.

Now you can read article in Reuters, PC World, Times of India, and a headline in the NY Times, all of which are about the Kaspersky report and none of which mention monetary theft at all. What they do say is that Kaspersky discovered spyware in the hard drives of millions of computers which was undoubtedly placed there by NSA for the purpose of spying on behalf of the US government. The monetary theft, if it even happened at all, was a trivial sideline. The actual story was the ability of the NSA to plant spyware in the hard drive operating software of so many computers.

CBS forgot to mention that. They never mentioned NSA or the US government at all, but rather came up with this buffoonery about a $1 billion theft consisting of ATMs spitting out $20 bills. “Bonnie and Clyde would have been so proud,” Scott Pelley closed. Yeah, and Harpo Marx would have been embarrassed by Scott Pelley.

[Fred Sanders]

1. CBS is trying to turn an issue of personal privacy into victimhood for the banks that own them.

CBS is another tool of the plutocracy that lies and deflects habitually and on purpose. No mistakes.

[KeepItReal]

2. You'd think it was 2 separate stories: NSA hard drive spyware vs Banking hack

Since CBS doesn't mention the hard drive exploit at all

[JayhawkSD]

3. Post script after more thought today

It may be in poor taste to comment on my own original post, but even when I was watching the piece last night it struck me as bogus and a bit "off."

Then when I went online and read the more objective reporting on the issue I was utterly appalled by the degree of puffery and propagand in which CBS was engaged. They made up absolute nonsense in order to cover up the actual nature of the story, deliberately concealing the role of the US government. And to what purpose? Did they really think that the role of the NSA was not going to be at the front of this release by Kaspersky?

It is not just dishonesty and propagandizing, it is mind boggling stupidity.

[Danascot]

4. The Scott Pelley bot

is infected with malware.