He should run for vice president

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[niyad]

1. . . .

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2. Boy - I'd vote for Chester the Basset as VP before soiling my fingers with a vote for Shady Dunce

At least Chester wouldn't try to impose a medievalist, Torquemada-style dictatorship - while collecting millions in bribes from Thiel and the Sacklers, and selling secrets to Putin.

All you'd have to worry about, is his humping some Washington-era duvet or peeing on some Jefferson-era rug.

(which I'm not sure can count on J.D. not to do anyway)

[niyad]

3. Absolutely agree!!! With all of it!

[Ziggysmom]

4. That is so gross.

Blech!