My cat Maverick auditioned for Top Gun

[KS Toronado]

He was rejected.

[wnylib]

1. Speaking of rejection, he appears to be rejecting his uniform.

[KS Toronado]

2. He's not a happy fighter pilot by any means

[wnylib]

3. If I tried that with my cat, she would shred my fingers into confetti.

Even if I did manage to get it on her, she would waste no time in knocking it off with her paws and by running through my place, crashing everything in her way.

Then she would give me the cold shoulder for weeks afterward.

[wnylib]

4. PS. I should add that my furry little lady

has a very strong sense of dignity and her personal space. Anyone who violates either does it at their own risk.

[TheBlackAdder]

5. Shame. Launching from a catapult would be second nature.

[niyad]

6. And you lived to tell the tale??