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Duncanpup

(13,665 posts)
Sat Jan 7, 2023, 01:18 PM Jan 2023

Having a National Geographic moment eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich for lunch.

The Domestic Woof pack awakes from their slumber and starts migrating southward towards the kitchen in search of substance.

Notice the oldest domestic woof Mr big paws 14 in age deaf blind in one eye a golden retriever who leads the pack in migration because he was the first to awake and smell man eating peanut butter and jelly.

And then the 12 year old Boog who drools as man eats his PBJ and then the 2.5 years old Dunk pup who just tries look cute hoping man will make peanut butter bread.

A vicious bloodthirsty pack that terrifies a civilized society always on the hunt a hour after they actually had bowls of dog food ,this morning all three had leftovers pancakes and eggs yet never satisfied in quest for missing out on a mooch.

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Having a National Geographic moment eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich for lunch. (Original Post) Duncanpup Jan 2023 OP
No food source goes unchallenged in the Woof packs natural habitat. SaveOurDemocracy Jan 2023 #1
My "wolf" can smell a peanut butter jelly sandwich Diamond_Dog Jan 2023 #2
Sleep with one eye open Duncanpup Jan 2023 #6
You obviously take your life in your hands... rubbersole Jan 2023 #3
In a David Attenborough voice MLAA Jan 2023 #4
That was brilliant, MLAA! Diamond_Dog Jan 2023 #5
I've been watching to much PBS Nature and National Geo! MLAA Jan 2023 #8
😂 Duncanpup Jan 2023 #7
Snoop Dogg has an unusual take on nature videos. japple Jan 2023 #9
Snoop is pretty damn funny. Thanks for posting I had not seen these before. MLAA Jan 2023 #10

Diamond_Dog

(34,546 posts)
2. My "wolf" can smell a peanut butter jelly sandwich
Sat Jan 7, 2023, 01:30 PM
Jan 2023

from across the house and up a flight of stairs.

Love your sense of humor Duncanpup

rubbersole

(8,445 posts)
3. You obviously take your life in your hands...
Sat Jan 7, 2023, 01:37 PM
Jan 2023

..when you eat a burger 🍔. Stay safe, it's a jungle out there.

MLAA

(18,585 posts)
4. In a David Attenborough voice
Sat Jan 7, 2023, 01:52 PM
Jan 2023

‘These pups may have recently eaten their kill (nutritious food served in their own bowl in a warm kitchen) but that is no guarantee of when the next prey (dropped human food, chewy treat for sitting and shaking (hand, not just shaking like Elvis) will cross their path. They must be diligent, never forgetting the long, long several hours they might go without nourishment from their unforgiving, harsh environment (heated house with great guitar music) and follow every scent in this wild, dangerous jungle of a territory for the hope of tracking and securing a tasty morsel to stave off and delay starvation for another day’

MLAA

(18,585 posts)
8. I've been watching to much PBS Nature and National Geo!
Sat Jan 7, 2023, 05:49 PM
Jan 2023

Wait, no, you can’t watch too much of those beautifully produced programs. But it probably wouldn’t kill me to vary my diet. Hmmm, off to watch season 3 of Jack Reacher!

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