The Unfunniest Joke In Technology

[Gormy Cuss]

Last edited Tue Sep 10, 2013, 02:06 AM - Edit history (1)

What an idiotic joke.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/elements/2013/09/the-worst-joke-in-technology.html

On Sunday, two young men from Australia took the stage to demo their new app at the TechCrunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco. They were twenty-eight-year-old Jethro Batts and twenty-four-year-old David Boulton, whose succinct biography on Twitter said, “Staring at your tits.” They were dressed casually—Boulton in a baseball cap, while Batts wore a hoodie, his hair mussed just so. They had some stubble. Their brief presentation took the form of light, cheerful banter: “We’re here to bring you Titstare!” The audience erupted in laughter, as they explained, “Titstare is an app where you take photos of yourself staring at tits.”

Their timing was well-rehearsed, and they set up another joke: “Why, Dave, why?” asked Batts.

“Well, I’ll tell you, Jethro. It’s science, my good friend. Science. Did you know that looking at breasts is directly linked to a good, healthy heart?” replied Boulton.

The comedy continued. “Dave, I think this is the ‘breast’ hack ever,” said Batts.

[SheilaT]

1. Yuck.

Just yuck.

Don't they have mothers?

[theHandpuppet]

2. I would hope they don't have wives.

Immature twits. Maybe they should develop an app called "twits staring at tits".

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. DU Rec

too risqué for the Lounge.

[niyad]

4. these overgrown adolescents need to hear kristin's song "mammary glands"

Lems Kristin - Mammary Glands Lyrics

chorus:
Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight
You can't make cream or butter cause it's just a human udder
And a natural mammalian sight.
Do you wanna pay to take a peek
At what drives men insane?
Well they're in anthro books galore and I'm
Just sure that you'll adore 'em,
Even cave women have the same two simple. . . .

chorus
The men decided that a certain shape
Stands out more than the rest
Well they made such a major issue
Women stuff their bras with tissue,
Thrust shoulders back to look their best, show off their . . .

chorus

If you're more than 36, you are desirable
So don't be shy, they'll pay
For once you finally sold out, you may get a center foldout
They dig your dugs, you're on the way, with famous . . .

chorus
It's a multimillion dollar enterprise
But no one know what it's about
If we'd think before we'd buy it
We'd bust the myth, we would defy it
And we might stand up and shout, "They're only" . . .

chorus
words and music by Kristin Lems c MCMLXXXIII Kleine Ding Music (BMI)

[Squinch]

5. Apparently, tech is the new stale beer reeking, drunken cretin packed, frat house.

They have to have specific instructions on what constitutes harassment of female colleagues at conferences.