Ernst for President? Memoir in May.

[IADEMO2004]

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/2020/01/27/memoir-sen-joni-ernst-iowa-coming-out-may/4591558002/


NEW YORK — Sen. Joni Ernst has a book coming out May 26. The Iowa Republican, expected to face a competitive race for reelection this fall, is calling her memoir "Daughter of the Heartland: My Ode to the Country That Raised Me."

"In her candid, down-to-earth memoir of struggle and service, Senator Joni Ernst recounts her journey from farm girl to first female senator from Iowa," according to the Simon & Schuster imprint Threshold Editions, which announced her book Monday

[lkinwi]

1. 🤢🤮

[madaboutharry]

2. It always amazes me how mediocre and vapid people

can be full of so much hubris and arrogance that they think they should be president.

She is a complete dumbass. She shouldn't be managing a shoe store much less serving in the United States Senate or thinking about being president.

[magicarpet]

3. The IQ of a mushy banana.

[rurallib]

4. should sell in the dozens

depending on how big her family is.
Some lucky kid is going to get the Joni memoire for HS graduation, the lucky duck.

I can't wait to hear all the thought that went into the "Squeal" awards and just how much time she and her staff spend on it. Must be upwards of 100 micro seconds.

[IADEMO2004]

5. Parroting what she is told to say doesn't seem book worthy to me.

I have no idea if she is will run for president but when I saw the story it was my fear. Her accomplishments are confined to being elected to higher offices and repeating talking points.

[rsdsharp]

6. I think you're being a little unfair.

She is very good at running to any camera Moscow Mitch is in front of so that she can be in the shot too.

[CaptYossarian]

7. Along with his designated stalker, Roy Blunt.

I'm wondering how many full-color pictures there are of Ernst castrating hogs. She must have very sharp teeth.

[progressoid]

8. Three years ago, I never would have pegged her as a possible candidate.

But considering who is in the white house now, I guess anything is possible.

Unfortunately for her, she has he personality of a moldy washcloth.

[IADEMO2004]

9. LOL