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Marthe48

(23,864 posts) Fri Jul 10, 2026, 09:52 AM 6 hrs ago

Jokes

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're really, really good at it .

What beef only comes in 1, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Prime rib.

There is no formal training for refuse collectors.
They just pick it up as they go along

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Jokes (Original Post) Marthe48 6 hrs ago OP

Thx SuzyandPuffpuff 5 hrs ago #1

Ha ha heh! You have a couple of good ones!! SWBTATTReg 5 hrs ago #2

Brilliant! some_of_us_are_sane 3 hrs ago #3

SuzyandPuffpuff

(823 posts)

1. Thx

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 10:55 AM

5 hrs ago

Lame but good chuckles! 😆

SWBTATTReg

(26,571 posts)

2. Ha ha heh! You have a couple of good ones!!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 11:07 AM

5 hrs ago

I liked the prime rib one and the refuse training is via picking it up as they go along!!

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,932 posts)

3. Brilliant!

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Fri Jul 10, 2026, 01:20 PM

3 hrs ago

My funny-bone thanks you!

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