Hold it! "Melania" isn't nominated for an Oscar?

[underpants]

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a70089678/oscar-nominations-2026/

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE:
- The Alabama Solution, Andrew Jarecki and Charlotte Kaufman
- Come See Me In The Good Light, Ryan White, Jessica Hargrave, Tig Notaro and Stef Willen
- Cutting Through Rocks, Sara Khaki and Mohammadreza Eyni
- Mr. Nobody Against Putin, (nominees TBD)
- The Perfect Neighbor, Geeta Gandbhir, Alisa Payne, Nikon Kwantu and Sam Bisbee

DOCUMENTARY SHORT:
- All the Empty Rooms, Joshua Seftel and Conall Jones
- Armed Only With a Camera: The Life and Death of Brent Renaud, Craig Renaud and Juan Arredondo
- Children No More: Were and Are Gone, Hilla Medalia and Sheila Nevins
- The Devil Is Busy, Christalyn Hampton and Geeta Gandbhir
- Perfectly a Strangeness, Alison McAlpine

[JohnnyRingo]

1. The Academy Awards will be the next one he takes over.

"The Oscars are run by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), a professional honorary organization of over 11,000 film industry artists and leaders. The organization is led by CEO Bill Kramer and President Lynette Howell Taylor, with a Board of Governors responsible for strategic direction."

All he has to do is strongarm Eric and his caterwallerin' wife onto the Board of Governors. With Lara's deep musical connections it should be a no brainer. ...so to speak.

[Fiendish Thingy]

2. Next year

Her documentary was released too late for this years awards.

[House of Roberts]

3. it will be the only nominee in all categories.

[Fiendish Thingy]

7. For the Razzies

It will be a sweep!

[underpants]

4. I knew there had to be an explanation

Released Jan. 20th 2026

Thanks.

[Traildogbob]

5. I so hate

Scanning through streaming options for something on Amazon, because every damn category of shows or movies has her squinty mug right up front like ole Bezo’s TV is pushing her stupid movie on us all.
Hate her mug as much as her raping pedi sugar daddy.

[underpants]

6. When we saw it instantly available for free we cracked up

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221088305

I saw yesterday on Twitter claims about it being the most viewed on Amazon. I’m sure Bezos or whomever has accounts running it on an endless loop.

[Traildogbob]

10. Imagine

Next year if Bezos buys her a nomination and award for documentary fiction. How welcome would her and the fat man be there? It would be like the Super Bowl, neither would show up for the embarrassing laughing and ridicule from those elites. KKKarolyin would have to accept and as she blow smoke yo his ample ass with her typical bullshit, all those libs would laugh their asses off and she would throw the Oscar and storm off. To never be replaced.

[Vinca]

8. I'm sure the king assumes she'll get an Oscar anyway, for a performance above and beyond all others.

[UTUSN]

9. Hah! - she can't even act at liking her spouse.