Sometimes, ya just can't win. It's a small hot dog joint in our town. Good tube steaks, burgers and stuff.

[3Hotdogs]

Things went well until, two towns over, another one opens up. Same type of name, (owner's) "....'s Hot Dogs." Except this "xxxx's Hot dogs."

Me: Hey "......" I see a ----Hot Dog opened up in (name of town). Do you own it?

"No. the son-a-bitch stole my name."


Me: " Well why don't you sue him?"


"I can't, he's my brother-in-law."

[Goonch]

1. ;-{)

[Phentex]

2. For unknown reasons, I have always wanted to open a hotdog stand

Just a small drive thru kinda kiosk that sells hotdogs and maybe a few chips and drinks. That's it. A few condiments. Cause I know when I want a hot dog, there's never a place that's just a hot dog! I don't need a foot-long from Costco. I don't want to pay to sit in a restaurant. And I don't want to stop at a store and cook one at home.

I have seen the Wiener-mobile around but I don't know if it actually sells hotdogs. Just give me a hot dog hut!

[True Dough]

3. You take your wieners seriously,

3Hotdogs!