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debm55

(40,073 posts)
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 11:44 AM 12 hrs ago

DU Knock, Knock Joke thread. Post your complete joke on here and put us in a great mood

Knock,knock
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

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DU Knock, Knock Joke thread. Post your complete joke on here and put us in a great mood (Original Post) debm55 12 hrs ago OP
Knock, knock... Glorfindel 12 hrs ago #1
Thank you Glorfindel debm55 12 hrs ago #3
This one is a little obscure, but here goes.... Ocelot II 12 hrs ago #2
Thank you Ocelot II HAHAHAHAHHAH debm55 12 hrs ago #5
Love it! Very clever, Ocelot II. Glorfindel 12 hrs ago #6
Here's mine. CrispyQ 12 hrs ago #4
Thank you CrispyQ debm55 12 hrs ago #7
Knock knock. Aristus 12 hrs ago #8
Thank you Aristus. debm55 12 hrs ago #10
Corny but funny macwriter 12 hrs ago #9
HAHAHAHAHHA. very funny . thank you macwriter. debm55 12 hrs ago #12
Knock, knock EYESORE 9001 12 hrs ago #11
HAHAHAHAHAhAH. thank you EYESSORE 9001 debm55 12 hrs ago #14
Here's one. boonecreek 12 hrs ago #13
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. boonecreek thats very funny. debm55 12 hrs ago #15
Here are some from the old "A Prairie Home Companion" radio show. Glorfindel 12 hrs ago #16
Glorifindel, that is great. Thank you so much. debm55 12 hrs ago #18
Knock, knock debm55 12 hrs ago #17
Knock, Knock red dog 1 10 hrs ago #19
HAHAHHAHAHHA Thank you red dog 1 debm55 10 hrs ago #20
Knock, Knock LogDog75 10 hrs ago #21
Thank you LogDog75, I laughed at debm55 10 hrs ago #22
Knock, Knock debm55 9 hrs ago #23

Glorfindel

(10,015 posts)
1. Knock, knock...
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 11:46 AM
12 hrs ago

Who's there?
Myra.
Myra who?
My rhinoceros is hungry. Do you have something he can eat?

Ocelot II

(121,931 posts)
2. This one is a little obscure, but here goes....
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 11:47 AM
12 hrs ago

Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?

Phillip Glass.

Aristus

(68,821 posts)
8. Knock knock.
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 11:52 AM
12 hrs ago

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient c-

MOO!

My grandson loved that one when he was a kid.

macwriter

(224 posts)
9. Corny but funny
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 11:52 AM
12 hrs ago

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

boonecreek

(358 posts)
13. Here's one.
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 11:56 AM
12 hrs ago

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana .
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Glorfindel

(10,015 posts)
16. Here are some from the old "A Prairie Home Companion" radio show.
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 12:01 PM
12 hrs ago

I still miss it after all these years.

red dog 1

(29,672 posts)
19. Knock, Knock
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 01:44 PM
10 hrs ago

Who's there?
Moron.
Moron who?
Moron that later, after these messages from our sponsors.

LogDog75

(233 posts)
21. Knock, Knock
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 02:07 PM
10 hrs ago

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!

That's an old one from over 60 years ago. Little kids still laugh at it.

debm55

(40,073 posts)
23. Knock, Knock
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 03:03 PM
9 hrs ago

Who's there?
Wren
Wren who?
Wren will these Knock, Knock jokes ever end

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