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why did the tomato blush? (Original Post)
debm55
Jan 16
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ProfessorGAC
(71,848 posts)1. Extra Tomato Joke
What did the father tomato say when he stomped on the junior tomato for being so slow?
"That'll make you catch up!"
debm55
(43,476 posts)2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. I like that,

Harker
(15,735 posts)3. She saw the salad dressing?
LoisB
(9,612 posts)4. Sounds right to me. I can't think of anything else.
Harker
(15,735 posts)9. I suppose she might have seen the bacon strip...
or the baker's buns.
debm55
(43,476 posts)7. Harker you are correct.
Last edited Fri Jan 17, 2025, 10:16 AM - Edit history (1)

LoisB
(9,612 posts)5. I vote for Harker's reply.
coprolite
(360 posts)6. He had a crush on the can of Crushed Tomatos?
debm55
(43,476 posts)8. Sorry not correct. He saw the salad dressing.
