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LuckyCharms

(19,734 posts) Fri Jan 10, 2025, 10:32 PM Jan 10

When he woke up, he staggered into a bar across the street.

Bartender says "Why the lawn face"?

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A drunk guy passed out face down on some freshly cut grass. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jan 10 OP

Bud-dum-dink oasis Jan 10 #1

Boooooooo OAITW r.2.0 Jan 10 #2

I hope True Dough Jan 10 #3

If I sh*t on your joke, will it grow and get better? unblock Jan 10 #4

Moe's Tavern? JoseBalow Jan 11 #5

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1. Bud-dum-dink

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 10:37 PM

Jan 10

(29,540 posts)

2. Boooooooo

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 10:37 PM

Jan 10

(22,164 posts)

3. I hope

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 10:40 PM

Jan 10

Four Seasons Total Landscaping planted that grass!

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4. If I sh*t on your joke, will it grow and get better?

Fri Jan 10, 2025, 10:53 PM

Jan 10

/jk, funny joke, thx!

(6,954 posts)

5. Moe's Tavern?

Sat Jan 11, 2025, 12:29 AM

Jan 11