I inadvertently just wrote a song. It's very short...just one verse. It was written very quickly and effortlessly.

[LuckyCharms]

It's pretty catchy.

It's called:

"Groaning when getting up from a chair".

It goes like this:

Ohhhhh fu...
Fucking hell what the fu...
OHHHHHHHHHH
Oh Jesus what the fu...

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. So sorry this is your IRL reality, LC.

Take a trip to Central Maine,,, I have a few frozen mushrooms. I think it would be fun.

[LuckyCharms]

3. Sorry, post 2 is for you. put it in wrong spot.

[LuckyCharms]

2. If i ever get up there again, I'll look you up!

One of my favorite states!

I've been to Portland, Ogunquit, Freeport, Oxford.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. Bred and born in OOB/Saco/Biddeford...depends who you talked to.

[LuckyCharms]

5. Saco is on the way to Portland via I95 if memory serves?

[OAITW r.2.0]

6. Indeed, it is,

Born/grew up there. Left 40 years ago. Had to gtfo to have a better life, Thanks Fayscott....learned a lot working there.

On edit, dad built the family home on a lot that ended directly on the Saco River, ocean side. We used to pole on icebergs to see who was king. Kinda stupid, and if you went under, you had to go home. That was a rule.

[True Dough]

7. The alternative

of a painful rise from your chair is not ever getting out of the chair again. So keep creaking and groaning (and cussing) and keep going, Lucky!

[Tesha]

8. Oh!

And what the hell was that noise!

[nuxvomica]

9. That song resonates with me now

Since December 2, I've been dealing with a Lyme relapse after having Lyme about four or five years ago. Originally diagnosed as a sinus infection until I started getting knee pain. Just finished a 10 day course of doxycycline but the knee problems linger though much improved. My doctor says they will take longer. My cousin had chronic knee problems but they went away after he started taking bovine collagen in his coffee every morning so I'm gonna try it.

[Marthe48]

10. Whew!

I will never forget your earlier work

[Harker]

11. Let me know if you need tuba accompaniment...

and a synchronized 'getting up from a chair' bud.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. wait till u hear my orchestra peice , its called snap, crakle and groan.

[zanana1]

13. I can't wait to buy the album!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

14. I HEAR ya!

Made me laugh out loud!

[Niagara]

15. Damn These Bones

I groan and moan
my joints feel like a rusty trombone
damn these bones


I get overworked and my body let's it be known
I feel like I've been through a cyclone
damn these bones

Sometimes I need to postpone
as the pain can be prone
damn these bones

Some days I want to yell into the microphone
I don't want to inhale peoples migraine producing cologne
damn these bones

I need a younger clone
one that can get in the overworked zone
damn these bones


I've been taking lessons from Eminem.

[LuckyCharms]

16. Holy cow!

Did you write that?

If so....

Well done, Niagara!

[Niagara]

17. I did in fact write that just for you, Lucky!

Thank you.


Thank you very much.

[LuckyCharms]

18. Well! I'm honored!

Thank you!

[Niagara]

19. Good things come to those that wait

You're most welcome!